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Introduction
Law 1 Love Is a Friend and Foe of Sex
Law 2 Spit Is Your Best Friend
Law 3 Love That Odor
Law 4 Sex Is Perfect; You Are Not, So Strive for Perfection
Law 5 Never Be Predictable
Law 6 When You Are At Your Sexual Peak, the Best Thing About Sex Is New Sex
Law 7 Make Them Feel Like They’re the Only One, Tell Them They’re the Onlyone, Then Make Them Feel Expendable
Law 8 Tell Her to Cum and She Will
Law 9 Ask and Yee Shall Receive
Law 10 When Caught In a Lie, Lie Some More
Law 11 Son’t Over Think The Obvious
Law 12 Save Sex Like a Rabbit Then Run Like One When You’re Done With It
Law 13 The Better They Look, the Worse You Treat Them
Law 14 Always Be Busy, Even When You’re Not
Law 15 The Sex Is Mightier Than a Sword
Law 16 In the Dark, All of Us Look the Same
Law 17 Dr. Jekyll and Mr. or Ms. Hyde
Law 18 Those Sexual Organs Are Only Leased, Never Bought
Law 19 Trust the Sex, Not the Person
Law 20 Have Them Addicted Like Good Drugs
Law 21 Be Sweet As a Bunny With a Bite Like a Shark
Law 22 Tricks Are Not Just for Kids
Law 23 Foreplay Is Not Just for Porno Movies
Law 24 Oral Sex Is Your Bestfriend
Law 25 Making Love to Yourself Is Bad 65 A.K.A. Masturbation
Law 26 It’s Not Me But Always You
Law 27 If You Can’t Get It Up, So What
Law 28 Make Them Climax, Watch Them Cry
Law 29 Say You Love‘em But Never Mean It
Law 30 Keep Your Feelings Out of Your Sex Life
Law 31 Quickies Are Your Best Friend
Law 32 Show Your Flaws With Hidden Agenda
Law 33 Tell Them What They Wanna Hear
Law 34 Exploit Your Partner’s Sexual Weaknesses As Your Strengths
Law 35 Too Much Sex Is Bad for You
Law 36 Know When to Give Up Control
Law 37 Embrace Your Limitations
Law 38 Show Restraint
Law 39 Be Different
Law 40 Experiment
Law 41 The Thrill of the Hunt
Law 42 Never Let Your Urges Consume You
Law 43 Never Be Afraid of Rejection
Law 44 Play the Game
Law 45 Get to Know Yourself and What Turns You On
Law 46 Make Love to Your Partner’s Mind
Law 47 Sex Is 80% Mental 20% Physical
Law 48 Sex Is a Weapon, When You Shoot, Aim to Please
Bonus Law 1 Love Is a Friend and Foe of Sex
Bonus Law 2 Keep That Sexual Energy New
Bonus Law 3 Suspect and Confirmation Are Two Different Things
Thank You's and Shout Outs
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