You Just Know The Music Is Going To Suck Based On This Stupid Cover, or What I've Been Doing Since I Turned 30 (a 2026 collection)

Songs (22)

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I'm Testing Out My New Microphone

Melting My Banjo's Face Off

Top 40 Material

Warsh Before Cooking Or You'll Get Sick Music

The Mysterious Indecisive

I'm In The Wrong Business

If I Didn't Do This B******t, I Would Have Been A Criminal Psychologist

Never Trust A Man Who Looks Like He Never Felt Shame Taking A Shit In Bumper To Bumper Traffic

Imagining Someone Who Broke Your Heart Living In The 19th Century With Piss Poor To Nonexistent Hygiene

Oops, I Opened The Umbrella Inside Again

Peanut Butter And Tuna On Half-A-Century Old Bread

Plastic Shirt

Faker

Unpredictable, But It Happens The Same Time Everyday

I Don't Know What Key This Badass Solo Guitar Is In! (Do I Look Like A Musicologist To You?!)

Proportions

Dustin Stopped Being Weird, So He Grew A Beard

Kissing Your Girl With Super Glue So You Never Have To Let Go

I Would've Gone To My Prom If They Let Me Play This

Guitar Is Having A Public Crash Out (Give It Some Room To Breathe)

Our Kidneys Love Water

Why Are My Arms In My Mouth And My Body On The Roof Of My Head?

Provided courtesy of Apple Music.