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Metal Shamisen Slaps

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Out of Mana, Out of Items, Low HP, All Cards Drawn, but We Still Believed in the Spiciness of the Deck and It Delivered
Low Key Opening Band Forgot to Equip Armor Before Soundcheck and Everyone Got One Shotted by Feedback
Looted Guitar Picks Overfilled the Audience's Inventory, Not Their Fault the Venue Had Chests Everywhere Asking to Be Opened
Random Enemy Encounter Happened Mid-Song but It Was Like Time Stood Still, We Respawned Right Where We Left Off After the Battle
Opponent Crashed Out After Realizing They Used All Their Energy on the Wrong Card, We Watched in Amazement
Quest Journal Soft Locked Because Someone Forgot to Install the Expansion Pack
Stage Lights Were Hacked and Turned Off So We Played in Darkness for Three Songs Straight, Audience Was Impressed
Venue Announced Balance Changes but Tried to Only Nerf the Metal Shamisen Slapper Riffs but Was a Failed Attempt
Rollbacks Applied After the Drummer Exploited Infinite Stamina and Broke the Tempo Cap, Shamisen Metal Was Wild at That Speed
Patched Out the Bug Where Lullabies Would Play Through the PA Mid Song but Kinda Liked How It Sounded Mixed in Rock Shamisen
A Band Equipped the Wrong Mana for Their Set and It Was Rough to Watch, So We Helped Them Out Using Some Metal Shamisen Riffs
Heckler Low Key Thought They Had Lethal Until We Dropped a Rock Shamisen Banger Riff, Tables Were Turned
Loading Screen Said Screen Loading Before Saying Loading Screen Then Nothing Loaded, Yeah the Band Was Confused Too
Quest Log Expanded After Fans Started Handing Out Side Missions for Encores of Shamisen Metal
Forgot to Untap My Last Resource but RNG Gods Blessed Me, Topdeck Finisher FTW
Opponent Tried to Stall Using Status Effects but Got Cooked When My Card Procced Twice, All While Listening to Some Metal Shamisen
Low Key Won the Match by Mashing Buttons Like It Was My First Time Playing an Arcade Where Instructions Were Completely Ignored
Venue Signed a Waiver Acknowledging That Our Shamisen Solos Are Going to Hit Hard
Official Ruling Stated You Cannot Cast Magic While Simultaneously Stage Diving
New Policy Says All Top 8 Matches Must Begin Using a Banger That Is Played at a God Tier BPM
Rock Shamisen Update Stated That Crit Misses on Guitar and Keyboard Solos Must Be Replayed at Half Tempo
Judge Ruled That My Deck Was Too Spicy and They Were Right, Meta Shift Starts Now
Someone Said Our Crit Hit on the Bridge Was Unintentionally Cinematic but Actually It Was Intended to Be as Such
Tournament Notes Clarify That Fog Machines Count as a Visual Debuff
Venue Said That Stage Banter Longer Than Two Sentences Activates a Comedic Timing Debuff, Slappers Only Please
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