Shamisen Rock Slappers

Songs (25)

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Lost Internet Connection While Phone Was at 1 Percent Battery Life and Yet Somehow Still Got Ranked Up

Stage Floor Failed a Collision Check and Rag Dolled the Guitarist Into the Pit

Inventory Overflowed After Looting Too Many Guitar Picks From Backstage

NPC Bartender Tried to Trade Us a Rare Buff Potion for Our Shamisen, No Dice Bro

Opening Band Was Cooked After Their Drummer Forgot to Save and Had to Reload Their Entire Setlist From Autosave, Lots of Progress Lost

Graphics Card Overheated Mid Banger and Turned the Stage Lights Into Generated Bio Hazard Symbols

Final Boss Encounter Was Just the Tour Manager Dual Wielding Potions and Backstage Passes, What a Nice Guy

Quest Giver NPC Wouldn’t Stop Looping Dialogue Until We Played the Wrong Song Three Times in a Row, Breaking the Loop

Fog Machine Needed a Driver Update So Someone Instead Installed an Operating System From 1995

Drummer Hit Hard Enough to Trigger the Anti Cheat System Yet They Got Flagged by Security

Setlist Randomizer Dealt Us Four Ballads in a Row, So We Played This Song Instead

Keyboardist Applied a Buff That Turned the Bridge Into a Certified Slapper

Encore Was Treated as an Expansion Pack and We Insisted to Make It a Free Download for Our Fans

Previous Band Rolled a Crit Fail and Debuffed the Crowd’s Morale During Their Set So We Restored Everyone's Faith, Shamisen Rock for the Win

Fans Low Key Found the Hidden Easter Egg Track and Triggered It Before We Could Announce It

Banger Finale Crit Hit the Audience and Dealt Splash Damage to the Following Day's Concert

Drum Fill Looked Like a Glitchy 10FPS Animation Loop but It Still Slapped, Like Really Hard

Quest Log Side Missions Overfilled After the Crowd Started Yelling Out Requests

Cleric Tried to Cast Heal but Drew From the Wrong Deck and Accidentally Cooked the Bass Player Instead

Merch Booth Inventory Script Somehow Corrupted and Generated 500 Random Stickers Nobody Ordered

Green Room Fridge Only Had Chips and Salsa This Time, Seems Normal, or So We Thought

Mic Feedback Registered as Malware So the Venue Quarantined the Opening Act

Patch Notes Said 'Minor Balance Fixes' but Nerfed the Stage Lights to a Single Spotlight That Was Off Centered

Quest Reward Was Just One Rusty Pickaxe and a Single Dirty Boot

Cleric Spent Their Only Spell Slot on Healing the Fog Machine Instead of the Party

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