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All I Want for Halloween is Noise
The Reason for the Spooky Season
I Saw Mommy Kissing Cthulhu
Witchin' Camaro
David S. Pumpkins Blues
Grandma Got Run Over by a Mom Driving to the Other Part of Town to Get Better Candy
Chariots of Fire, but Scarier
Casper's Not-So-Friendly Cousin, Geoff
It's an Ambient Noise Halloween, Charlie Brown
Trick or Treat All Nite (And Costume Party Every Day)
Hungry Like the Werewolf
I Wanna Seance With Somebody (Who Haunts Me)
Bela Lugosi's Doing Great [Jump Scare Warning]
Jack O'Lantern and Diane
Sheena is a Pumpkin Knocker
Bonehemian Rhapsody
Mummy Said Knock You Out (Jump Scare Warning)
(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction (From Bite-Sized Snickers)
With a Little Help From My Fiends
I Want It Bat Way
Spooky Two Shoes
Introduction: tertio tempore timoris incipit - The clock of doom kept ticking, which was good because I forgot to wear my watch
Act I: The Spirit Halloween store that was only open from November to June
Act II: The tale of the unreturnable skeleton ornament (feat. Marie)
Act III: Numerous mummies
Act IV: In which the haunted costumes came to life to do a kind of unimpressive flash mob
Act V: La villa spookiato - An exercise in self-enbalming (feat. Shn Shn)
Act VI: The witch that went to dental school (feat. Sub Poplar Recordings)
Interlude: deliciae confractus - Candy break!
Act VII: In which we revisit the plotline about being stuck in a cursed Spirit Halloween, but now there’s goblins
Act VIII: The pumpkin spice latte price increase due to inflation (feat. Werewolf Choir of East Toronto, Zombie & KmC Junior Ghost)
Act IX: A werewolf bar mitzvah implies the existence of a werewolf mohel
Act X: In the food court of the Crimson King (feat. Ryefield Society)
Conclusion: tertio tempore timoris terminos - Was it all a dream, or was it a nightmare? Actually, it was daytime, so perhaps a daymare?
Outro: finis formidulosus fabula - Only the spookiest clocks tick at 66.6 beats per minute (feat. Dj Batman, Bob Jr., spooky witch & Hulk Ghost)
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