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Right. Keep Moving the Little Red Dot. I’ll Be Right There.
I Think You’re a Very Warm, Caring Person. Go Away.
You’re Ugly. Alone. You Smell Like a Butt. but You Bring Me Food.
Your Wedding Ring Is Under the Couch. Ha Ha. I’m a Cat.
Now, When You Die… It Doesn’t Matter.
The Vet? Are You Crazy? Do You Know What Goes on in There?
This Is Alpo! You Putz. You Blind, Stupid Fool.
Oh. Were You Away for Three Weeks? Great. Welcome Home.
No Idea How That Got Broke. No Idea…
The Only Reason I’m Letting You Touch Me Is – Yeah. That’s It. No. Yes. There.
I’ve Got to Be Somewhere Within the Hour. Ha Ha. I’m a Cat.
Reality? Really? Change the Flipping Channel.
I’m Not Wearing That Santa Hat. I’m Not Wearing It. You Want Both Eyes?
You Are Late Cleaning up My Vomit.
If You’re Waiting for Me to Scratch You, Just Sit on the Couch. Get Comfortable.
I’m Lazy. Hairy. I Don’t Want to Touch You. Huh. Just Like Your Husband.
Isaac Newton Invented the Cat Flap. Big Deal.
You Want Love and Affection? I Don’t Even Like Myself!
Oh Great. Here Comes Grandma. I’ll Blame Her.
Okay, But Before I Step Inside, I Don’t Eat Bread, Fish, Spam, Dry Food, Or Cat Food. Where Do I Sleep?
I’m Trying to Lick Myself over Here. Could You Keep It Down?
Just Because They Call Me P***y, Doesn’t Mean I Won’t Scratch Your Eyes Out.
I’m Not Feeling Well. I’m Just Going to Lay Here. Wake Me to Vote.
I See There’s Nothing in My Dish. Have You Noticed That?
This Is My Couch. There’s a Bean Bag in the Attic. There Is Also Floor.
Okay, Listen. I’m Having Kittens. I Don’t Know Who the Father Is. Hold Me.
With or Without Coffee, I Just Can’t Get up in the Morning.
If You’re Not Going to Leave the Window Open, Just a Little Bit, You Might as Well Get a Dog.
Why Would You Watch Cooking Shows, All Day, When You Never Cook?
Why Would You Watch CSI, All Day, When You’re so Stupid?
That Jackie Chan Makes Me Tired. I Prefer You.
I Lick and I Lick All Day, But There’s No Personal Satisfaction in It.
You Put My Purrs up on Youtube, It’s Going to Cost You.
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