How to Sell the Whole F#@!Ing Universe to Everybody... Once and for All! (Collection 1: Success)

Sir Millard Mulch

Songs (53)

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What Is the Concept of This Huge, Unlistenable Album? (feat. Mark Critchley)

Hemisphere III: Hermes (feat. Virgil Donati, Morgan Ågren, Nick D'Virgilio & Lalle Larsson)

I'm an Artist and I Shouldn't Have to Work for a Living!

Chariots of the Sales Gods

Bad Imitation of Buckethead (Dedicated to Ruta Sepetys)

Coagula Et Solve, or Something

No-No, The Headless Ant

Poking the Eye of the Beholder

Level 5 Executive

Epicsode II: Attack of the Mike Patton Clones

Celebration on the Eve of the Creation of My Magnum Opus

Fake Boobies! (Dedicated to Victims Family)

I Hate Los Angeles!

Brian Tracy Caesar Salad (feat. Morgan Ågren)

Gimmicks & Gadgets

James Pitts in Bondage IV: Moving Target

I Don't Wanna Be a Salesman!

DownTown (Idaho's Premier System of a Down Deed Restricted Community)

God Bless the Riaa! (Dedicated to 2600 Magazine)

From Selling Nothing to Selling Nothing

Klaatu and Zingor

Drink the Secret Milkshake!

If a Composer Falls in the Woods...

The World Is Brainwashed Catering, Llc

Dr. Whilton Popple's Personal Slave II

Let's Move (Dance Mix)

Seven Surgeons

I Have Discovered the Origin and Goal of All Things

Metronomes & Makeup

The Boy With the Perfectly Square Butthole Strikes Back!

Normal Life Is Boring!

I'm Just an Artsy Chick With an Acoustic Guitar (You Think)

Lullaby for Dying Mike

The Human Calculator

Sir Millard Mulch's Old Tyme Parade of Magickal Amusements

The Monkey Steals the Peaches

There's a Market for Everything but Me

The Best Job in the World (Sales Is)

None of Them Knew They Were Gobots

I Hate Retro!

The Manipulation of Human Consciousness for Fun & Profit! (feat. William Maier)

Not Ready for Retail?

Stephen, The Sufi Elephant Trainer

Prelude to Mundus Imaginalis

Take This Song off the Album!

Thelma & Louise, Melissa, And Rachel, And Shannon

My Chocolate Milk Is Immortal

When the Sales Gods Compute Your Cosmic Worth, You Can Join Your Mystic Brethren at the Center of the Earth

The Ape of Art and the Rock

The Modern Day Comparison Refuses to Die!

You're Not My Hero Anymore

The World's Greatest Salesman!

All Sales Finale!

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